People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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lookitsaboat:

Kingslayer love him some pie. 

thebesturl:

baron-marius-pontmercy:

remember when cosette said she was leaving to england and marius was like “what. what the. no. no you’re not.” and cosette was like “well!!! just come with us” and marius just “what is wrong with you. what are you talking about. i’ve been wearing the…

liminal-zone:

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

I’ve seen the movie three times and only the first audience LOST IT at this reference

hellotailor:

It’s Always Sunny with Hannibal Lecter - Part 5

OMG I think we’ve found the pinnacle of Hannibal-related gallows humour.

The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.

(Source: daeneryus)

judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

(Source: judymartn)

justshawnstuff:

ignigeno:

garnhamghast:

Chinese knock offs are the best

Fucking lost it at Robert Cop just chillin’ with Johnny 5 and the lovechild of C-3P0 and the T-1000

"Anus"

fairweatherfrey:

Haters gonna hate.

so this happened to my friend.imageimage

she was understandably outraged.

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those fucking fuckers. you’ve been robbed.

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yeah mel. fucking tell ‘em. those motherfu- oh shit.image

y’all fucked up. 

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wild from start to finish.