huffingtonpost:

Jon Stewart’s Priceless Response To Fox News On Ferguson

Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.

Watch his the full brilliant 10  minute monologue on racism and Ferguson  here. 

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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curiousforcomics:

Donald Glover as Miles Morales in Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

like the time that me and a bunch of friends went to a buffet at four seasons and all the guys were like. you’re such a GIRL. all you’ve eaten is salad.

r u fuckin kidding me rn? there’s like 17 types of salad out there. they’re all substantial fuckin’ meals, wankstains.

you want to assert your masculinity onto me because I enjoy salads and you like roasted potatoes?? Maybe you should go and deal with your insecurities elsewhere because I am not your guidance counsellor. I’m here for the salad.

(Source: rib-caged)

toyota:

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

If you close your eyes at the end it gives you the experience people get when they die

toyota:

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

If you close your eyes at the end it gives you the experience people get when they die

clint barton, a.k.a. hawkeye, became the greatest sharpshooter known to man.

(Source: jessciadrew)

alexhasa:

Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!

Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn

Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)

A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette

Toaster (For the Toastless)

kevin feige: believe me, i'd like for black panther and captain marvel to get movies, really i would
kevin feige: but what can i do
kevin feige: i'm just the marvel studios president of production